Update: spaceporn left xo to be an upstanding citizen, a loyal husband, a loving
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THE SQUANCH SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WE CAN GET TOGETHER
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"crank dat" cranking as you smoke crank
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Enjoying a plate of spaghetti at a bar in Richmond, VA right now.
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Man beeps horn at someone. SP: wastes federal court time over it
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Alternate history where Phil Collins becomes UK Prime Minister in 1980s
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"Why don't they just rape him?" (Spaceporn watching Home Alone)
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Jaws theme plays as Spaceporn tiptoes down corridor at 2am
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David Attenborough visits xo, observes benzo
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Just had a horrific experience at what was previously one of my favorite bars.
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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery
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Logan Roy confidently issuing: “Sex. With men! For money!”
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SP here. I will never be charged w such a crime. I will never "be tried"
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Spaceporn flipping thru milk cartons: “would, would, girl, girl, would ...”
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2023: Trump on campaign trail leading deafening cheers of “SNATCH HIM UP”
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HE’S GAY! HE’S DEAD! HE’S HANGING IN MY SHED: SPACEPORN JOOONYERRR!!!!!
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whok, rate me as a sexual humiliation mr. jinx has forced on you
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bump if SP talking about "hosting little cheese pizza playdates" = creepy af
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Ice-T: “This one’s a real sicko. Did a thing called the playroom hotdog.”
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Receding hairline w/ clown hair. Wife. "Son". Walking Bacon by the river.
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any d.c. area poasters without plans today or tomorrow?
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DERRIO MY WAYWARD STUMP STIM IN PEACE TILL U ARE DONE
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THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU
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ENTJs congregate
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BUT IT WAS TAX DAY!!