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What’s the APR on that?

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How do you pay thousandths of a dollar

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Your penniless grandkids living in squalor: "Why did Grandpa have to get the guacamole?"

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180 I love financing everyday expenditures.

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Just leveraged my low interest Burrito Loan to finance MORE Burritos.

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financing a burrito with a 4 month payment plan using the Chipotle app tp

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just talked to my finance guy. he says access to chipo+le is all but a sure thing. cant wait.

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not just guac, you get 4% off carnitas, 3 all-access bathroom passes per year, 1 free "soda" per month and up to 100 dollars in parking costs if you mail your receipts to corporate.

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We’re through the looking glass here people

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how is this worse than using a credit card

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i knew I was going to get 850 sperging bogleheads in there with some version of this response, yes I do the same but yr average prole does not anyone with that degree of financial awareness would just have paid for his burrito

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I really like it here

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but I did eat breakfast this morning. Most people pay their credit card in full every month. The number of people who don't are a minority of all credit card holders.

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The joke?

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What is going on.

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How does this work? Is this linked to a bank account or credit card?

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Haven't laughed this hard at an xo thread since the brother/sister holiday weekend thread with stuffed animals.

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I think about this thread almost everyday

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the Biden Plan is working

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no joke ive been doing this on so many things since i found out about this

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when i order from the mcdonalds app it now prompts me to do affirm payments.

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After defaulting on his second payment, OP hopes to finally pay off this burrito by 2028.

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why pay it off when it cant even be reported to the credit agencies?

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I wonder if "Brian Niccol" had something to do with this.

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