$TSLA seems like a giant Ponzi scheme targeted at senile boomers

BTC didn't do shit last year while the market boomed.

I'm not Karen, many more people than Karen think TSLA is a scam. are you a senile boomer as well?

you should store them in something other than a TSLA, they are prone to burning on fire.

you could do one of those bell curve graphics about tesla where the left side is mentally retarded boomers who think his electric cars are great, reddit midwits in the middle going "akkkkkshually, DOGE ruined the company, which wasn't all that profitable to begin with" and 145 iq bros on the right who know that tesla is a robotics company.

Tesla is not a robotics company, it's a stock investment company based on moving future targets that never materialize

is that right?

To be fair, Many people are saying that! (Oddly, almost none of them are actually putting their money where their mouth is and shorting TSLA, though. Odd case.)

pretty sure several billionaire investors are currently shorting TSLA. hth (((TBF)))

To be fair, Fair point, Jim Chanos totally agrees with you although I think his shorts on TSLA have now technically made him a *former* billionaire: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Chanos?utm_source=chatgpt.com#Tesla_Inc. So you are shorting TSLA? Hey, I respect you for putting your money where your mouth is, at least -- so how much do you have riding on it? "Hey Grok, historically speaking, has shorting TSLA been a smart financial play for most short sellers considered in the aggregate?"

who is gonna read your novel-length poasts? all I hear from you is "wahhh wahhh I'm jewish"

To be fair, Damn yeah sorry what a long poast, jeez! Also I think you forgot to mention how much you actually have riding on TSLA shorts, amigo. ;) lol @ kikes the fact that even you "people" have been reduced to trying to weaponize antisemitism on the internet is literally the biggest W imaginable... get ready for the ovens, Ari!

something something jewish

On an unrelated note - I had to remove “for real this time” from a board deck that went out today and I was irate as all fuck that anyone could be stupid enough to stick that language into discoverable materials that will be in every capital markets data vault we build for the next three years. I was so mad I called my COO and basically yelled at the fucker in a passive aggressive BETA kind of way only a lawyer can get away with. The joy of seniority and being un-fireable….

yes, if you catch wind of the most innovative man in the world suddenly dying, let me know - then i will short

sounds like i shld buy tesla