Coming home to a new a Nintendo Power was the peak of my happiness

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United Negro Coffin Fund

I had this literal experience. I won the school spelling bee and came home to a brand new NES wrapped like a Christmas present. Even had the Zapper and Power Pad.

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Anyone ever call the Nintendo Power Hotline?

dino bravo

I once did because in FF6 for some reason I couldn't figure out how to get to the imperial castle in Vector for the banquet after the espers attacked the city. I thought I was doing something wrong because it seemed strange that I was supposed to go to a dinner party at the castle while the entire city was on fire but somehow the castle immediately behind it was perfectly fine. turns out you just needed to walk up the steps at the back end of the city.

TURD SANDWICH ( )

this thread made me sad fuck u

titus chicken

I had a neighbor across the street who also subscribed to Nintendo power and he’d always get his magazine 3-5 days before me. It really drove me nuts. Turns out he was lying and just fucking with me because he hated me.

dino bravo

was he stealing your mail before you got it or just saying "oh yea i got the new NP and it's 180 as fuck" without actually showing it to you? if it's the latter your a gullible retard.

goys_of_summer

I fell for the "did you know gullible isn't in the dictionary?" trick from my older sister multiple times growing up, so it was probably inevitable that I'd end up being an avid XO poaster

goys_of_summer

I see the Punjabi Princess Jasmine (cyber-alias: "TBF tp") naked all the time* *but only in the imagination, sadly

UhOh

mom buying me the latest EGM at the grocery store

goys_of_summer

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dino bravo

this may blow your mind but the cave hobos in the world of ruin talking about the "frightful dragon" weren't talking about the actual dragons that were all over the place in the 2nd half but the brachiosaurus in that random patch of woods towards the north continent. apparently frightful dragon is the jap translation of dinosaur and they wouldn't hire even a single non-esl person to check the verbiage. probably bc they were still pissed about Hiroshima.

titus chicken

Yes I was a gullible retard. Probably why he hated me so much.

goys_of_summer

Strangely my older sister seemed to like me because she would always defend me publicly if someone tried to bully me when we were young, would always tell me which of her friends had a crush on me when we got older, etc. but also loved making fun of me all the time in private, which somehow makes perfect sense because it helped to keep me honest in many ways (Im gay, for instance)

dino bravo

"Let's give them a bloody lip!" shouted Edgar as you begin the fight on the way to the floating continent against the Imperial Air Force comprised of magitek drones that don't have lips or blood to bleed

United Negro Coffin Fund

This was back when whitey could still win the spelling bee

dino bravo

AI Overview Yes, "frightful dragon" is an accurate literal translation of the Japanese word for dinosaur. Japanese Term: Dinosaur is written as 恐竜 (kyōryū). Literal Meaning: It is a compound word: 恐 (kyō): Means "fearful," "scary," or "terrible". 竜 (ryū): Means "dragon". Context: While it literally translates to "fearful dragon" or "frightful dragon," it is the standard word for dinosaur in modern Japanese. Origin: The term was coined in 1895 as a translation of the Greek-based "dinosaur" (terrible lizard), using the "dragon" character instead of "lizard" (which is typically tokage or 蜥蜴). Reddit Reddit +2 Note: This literal translation was famously misunderstood by a translator in the video game Final Fantasy VI, where the word for dinosaur was mistakenly translated literally as "frightful dragon" instead of simply "dinosaur". Legends of Localization Legends of Localization

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evan39

I remember getting a SNES with Zelda and Sim City on Christmas 1992. It was the coolest thing I had ever seen.

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Frutiger Aero

tp.

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