My $1700 lawnmower broke after less than one season of light use (TSINAH)

lol you would buy a gas leafblower, you're such an obnoxious prole I feel bad for your neighbors except they're probably boomers and deserve the misery of living next to you

Nice of you to do your lord’s field work

You make $500k and have a landlord? Oh, that’s right, your credit score is 370.

you don't even own property and you bother with gas and oil and cranking to tend your master's lawn? just get an electric one that is bulletproof

buying lawn tools from a hand tool maker is the ultimate prole tell. an ego or some other lawn tool that actually uses real batteries would shit all over your little dewalt pissclit. i have the ego 880cfm 200mph and it's an absolute cannon. i dual wield it with an older model and go around DECIMATING leaves with twin blasts like a warhammer 40k space marine. together they put out so much force that I have to lean forward when I walk.

you're choosing between two respected hand tool makers who both make shitty lawn tools. the milwaukee would not be better, or only marginally so. it's the same thing either way -- you're paying for your favorite brand/color, but the compact batteries used for impact drivers aren't suitable for big outdoor jobs.

You should have just stopped after the 5th word. We'd all agree with you

lmao, you don't even know how your own batteries work. the 9ah is only supplied when those batteries run at 20v. for your lawn tool purposes, they are only 3ah when running at 60v. they must be intolerable to use for any high-drain tool like a leaf blower.

(electrical engineer)

voltage actually is a component of calculating capacity. AH is meaningless without knowing the voltage. AH multiplied by voltage (watt hours) is what tells you how much juice a battery really has. So an ego 7.5ah 56v battery is actually 2.33x as powerful as your dewalt (which gives 9ah at 20v or 3ah at 60v).

They “took care” of you by putting a bomb under your seat.

(time traveler from 1992)

It cant handle your weight.

So in this super true irl story you’re telling us you completed your business inside the went outside and hung around long enough to receive a dirty boomer glare well after you could have gone home. Is that right?

I use mine as a woodchipper in addition to mower