next-gen sci-fi reboot of Dazed & Confused where old hazing paddles come to life

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it's like that Ghostbusters 4 reboot where the Zoomer kids find Bill Murray's old dust-covered proton pack in the attic of a barn, but it's Ben Affleck's 'paddle'

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Starring Jon Hamm

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Jon Hamm is the long-suffering present-day football coach at the old Dazed and Confused high school, now dealing with effeminate Gen-Z players, an indifferent community, and shrew admins who want to ban the football program entirely. he finds the dusty 70s-era paddles and reinstitutes a regime of brutal, borderline S&M-tinged 'paddle' hazing which fosters a masculine esprit de corps and drives the team to a winning streak and regional championship.

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