"yo, that's goated" your son's broccoli haired friend says into your wife's puss
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Update: spaceporn left xo to be an upstanding citizen, a loyal husband, a loving
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THE SQUANCH SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WE CAN GET TOGETHER
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"crank dat" cranking as you smoke crank
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starting to think judaism is veiled goddess worship tricking me to workcuck
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Enjoying a plate of spaghetti at a bar in Richmond, VA right now.
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“No I meant it as a compliment when I called trump hitler but more rapey”(jd
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Man beeps horn at someone. SP: wastes federal court time over it
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what we poast here, echoes in eternity
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Going to write only aphorisms until end of year to win MPM (Twins)
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Alternate history where Phil Collins becomes UK Prime Minister in 1980s
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"Why don't they just rape him?" (Spaceporn watching Home Alone)
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Jaws theme plays as Spaceporn tiptoes down corridor at 2am
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I have financed a burrito with a 4 month payment plan using the Chipotle app
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David Attenborough visits xo, observes benzo
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Just had a horrific experience at what was previously one of my favorite bars.
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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery
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Logan Roy confidently issuing: “Sex. With men! For money!”
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SP here. I will never be charged w such a crime. I will never "be tried"
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Spaceporn flipping thru milk cartons: “would, would, girl, girl, would ...”
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2023: Trump on campaign trail leading deafening cheers of “SNATCH HIM UP”
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HE’S GAY! HE’S DEAD! HE’S HANGING IN MY SHED: SPACEPORN JOOONYERRR!!!!!
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whok, rate me as a sexual humiliation mr. jinx has forced on you
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bump if SP talking about "hosting little cheese pizza playdates" = creepy af
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Ice-T: “This one’s a real sicko. Did a thing called the playroom hotdog.”